It reminds me of the south park episode about the margaritaville mixer. "What we do is find people who want a carbon neutral environment but can't afford one a

It reminds me of the south park episode about the margaritaville mixer. "What we do is find people who want a carbon neutral environment but can't afford one and package their investments up into one giant carbon emissions security and chop them up in a way that we can sell them to banks." Problem solved!