Cue fond personal memories of living in South Africa in the 80s... Used to be so bad you made sure to not wear jeans&t-shirt if you were going to fly just so y

Cue fond personal memories of living in South Africa in the 80s... Used to be so bad you made sure to not wear jeans&t-shirt if you were going to fly just so you didn't get pulled off the line by the Uzi wielding thugs and miss your flight. Then they freed the great terrorist Nelson. Yeah, that's right... Here in .za we felt exactly the same way about him as you yanks do about the great terrorist Osama. Fast forward sixteen years later and guns are rarely visible in the airport, check-in is smooth as silk (though we seem to have inherited the idiocy with the water bottles from you) and the last time anything got blown up here was when I forgot an aubergine in the oven for too long. They're having y'all on. The thing with tyranny is that until someone says "no thank you" it grinds on relentlessly becoming more and more expensive to stop with each passing year.