I like the twist at the end of saying it already exists and it is COBOL. Maybe the reason nobody uses COBOL is for the exact reasons mentioned in the article.

I like the twist at the end of saying it already exists and it is COBOL. Maybe the reason nobody uses COBOL is for the exact reasons mentioned in the article. The author really wants to make an ambiguous, confusing language not fit for logic or any form of serious data processing. Which is pretty much entirely useless.