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German butcher's GDPR notice

40 points by egb 8y ago

rdlecler1 8y ago
“Error encountered” — the regulators move fast.
ryanwaggoner 8y ago
Only until we have the capability to forcefully carve those memories right out of your head.
MatthewWilkes 8y ago
See also, this italian version that did the rounds a couple of weeks ago: https://twitter.com/koenfucius/status/997783004155187200 https://twitter.com/koenfucius/status/997783004155187200
amelius 8y ago
They could have posted that when the cookie law was introduced.
- usrusr 8y ago
  Confectioneries, too.
- swebs 8y ago
  The cookie law didn't ensure that you could opt-out and still receive service. Most sites just said "Accept cookies or go somewhere else" and since all competing services also used tracking cookies, you weren't given much of a choice.
moccachino 8y ago
What does it say? I haven't been able to access twitter since GDPR.
- shawabawa3 8y ago
  > German butcher's GDPR notice: "sometimes we ask you what your name is and notice your favorite meat. if that's not okay by you, loudly shout, when you enter, 'I don't agree to that!'...we will, from then on, act like we never got to know you."
- swebs 8y ago
  >german butcher's GDPR notice: "sometimes we ask you what your name is and notice your favorite meat. if that's not okay by you, loudly shout, when you enter, 'I don't agree to that!'...we will, from then on, act like we never got to know you."
- stephengillie 8y ago
  An Imgur link, if you can view that: https://i.imgur.com/IuZ8UBm.png https://i.imgur.com/IuZ8UBm.png Why are you unable to access Twitter? Did they block a portion of the Internet?
  - moccachino 8y ago
    I'm not entirely sure but I always get redirected to https://twitter.com/i/flow/consent_violation_flow https://twitter.com/i/flow/consent_violation_flow I assumed it was something to do with GDPR, but curiously I'm not prompted for anything, just instant redirect to this page. I just treat it as another happy instance of GDPR productivity boosting so I'm not motivated to figure out how to fix it.
madez 8y ago
This completely misses the point, and it's telling that it gets votes. The GDPR does not regulate what you personally know, it is about collections of information outside of your brain.
- zerostar07 8y ago
  that would imply you can e.g. memorize a list of emails and then verbally tell them to another business for a price.
  - madez 8y ago
    > then verbally tell them to another business At this point it leaves your brain and becomes subject to the GDPR.
- strictnein 8y ago
  This completely misses the point: it's a joke.
- JumpCrisscross 8y ago
  > GDPR does not regulate what you personally know, it is about collections of information outside of your brain So if the same butcher took notes about his regulars’ preferences, they would need to be GDPR compliant?
  - simion314 8y ago
    If I take notes about your movie or software do I break IP laws? Maybe US law is weird.
    - threatofrain 8y ago
      If a European butcher takes notes on his customers using a paper notebook or Excel, are these different modes of data-management subject to GDPR? That's a pretty relevant question esp. since the article is on a butcher. The entire discussion is on the scope of GDPR. What does US IP law have to do with this?
zerostar07 8y ago
best i ve read so far: https://writershq.co.uk/privacy-policy/ https://writershq.co.uk/privacy-policy/
- bo1024 8y ago
  I think it's pretty awful and, as someone who cares about privacy, feels kind of disrespectful. (Layering disrespect under humor doesn't change it.) The basic attitude is: yes, we use all the tracking technology available and give your data to all the scary third parties, and no, you shouldn't be surprised because that's internet standard these days, and you don't know how this tech works anyway, so haha and good luck.
- boudin 8y ago
  Looks like a company that doesn't care at all about its users. If they always whine like this each time they have to do something, their course must be quite a pain to follow. That's a good example on not how to do it...
sirwitti 8y ago
Rough translation: GDPR - General Data Protection Regulation Attention! In our butcher shop we might ask you for your name and memorize which kind of meat you like. If you don't want us to do that please shout "I do not approve!" when entering. We will pretend to not know you in that case. Btw, it's an Austrian butcher shop :)
- tscs37 8y ago
  But that's opt out and not opt in!!!
wooter 8y ago
the idiocy of this law really grinds my gears.
JeanMarcS 8y ago
Despite the fun part, if they keep notes of their client names, it has to be GDPR compliant. That’s the example I give to my client, but with a hairdresser. If they give you fidelity card and they got a copy of your name in a cardboard box, then yes they have to comply to GDPR. Here in France, even the media says that GDPR is for internet companies, not explaining that it’s for every companies. So most of them are surprised when you tell them they have to be compliant.
- deleted 8y ago
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- tzs 8y ago
  > If they give you fidelity card and they got a copy of your name in a cardboard box, then yes they have to comply to GDPR. Maybe, maybe not. Article 2 (material scope) says: "This Regulation applies to the processing of personal data wholly or partly by automated means and to the processing other than by automated means of personal data which form part of a filing system or are intended to form part of a filing system." Note that for GDPR to apply, the data has to be part of or intended to be part of a "filing system". (It is possible to read the above as saying that the filing system requirement is only for data processed other than by automatic means, but Recital 15 suggests it is not limited that way: "The protection of natural persons should apply to the processing of personal data by automated means, as well as to manual processing, if the personal data are contained or are intended to be contained in a filing system"). What is a filing system? Article 4 tells us: "‘filing system’ means any structured set of personal data which are accessible according to specific criteria, whether centralised, decentralised or dispersed on a functional or geographical basis" Recital 15: "Files or sets of files, as well as their cover pages, which are not structured according to specific criteria should not fall within the scope of this Regulation" One could probably make a good case that if you are just randomly tossing cards into a cardboard box, that's not a structured set of data, and so not a filing system, and so GDPR does not apply.
  - JeanMarcS 8y ago
    Thanks for clarifying. But if the card are, for example, ordered alphabetically ? If they are ordered by, let say, revenue generated by the clients, does it applies ? Those are open questions. I know I’m looking for hair on an egg, but, as IANAL, the gray zone is a little bit too wide for my full understanding.
amelius 8y ago
Just make sure to wear a burqa when entering the shop, then everything should be ok.

40 points by egb 8y ago

rdlecler1 8y ago

“Error encountered” — the regulators move fast.

ryanwaggoner 8y ago

Only until we have the capability to forcefully carve those memories right out of your head.

MatthewWilkes 8y ago

See also, this italian version that did the rounds a couple of weeks ago: https://twitter.com/koenfucius/status/997783004155187200 https://twitter.com/koenfucius/status/997783004155187200

amelius 8y ago

They could have posted that when the cookie law was introduced.

usrusr 8y ago
Confectioneries, too.
swebs 8y ago
The cookie law didn't ensure that you could opt-out and still receive service. Most sites just said "Accept cookies or go somewhere else" and since all competing services also used tracking cookies, you weren't given much of a choice.

moccachino 8y ago

What does it say? I haven't been able to access twitter since GDPR.

shawabawa3 8y ago
> German butcher's GDPR notice: "sometimes we ask you what your name is and notice your favorite meat. if that's not okay by you, loudly shout, when you enter, 'I don't agree to that!'...we will, from then on, act like we never got to know you."
swebs 8y ago
>german butcher's GDPR notice: "sometimes we ask you what your name is and notice your favorite meat. if that's not okay by you, loudly shout, when you enter, 'I don't agree to that!'...we will, from then on, act like we never got to know you."
stephengillie 8y ago
An Imgur link, if you can view that: https://i.imgur.com/IuZ8UBm.png https://i.imgur.com/IuZ8UBm.png Why are you unable to access Twitter? Did they block a portion of the Internet?
- moccachino 8y ago
  I'm not entirely sure but I always get redirected to https://twitter.com/i/flow/consent_violation_flow https://twitter.com/i/flow/consent_violation_flow I assumed it was something to do with GDPR, but curiously I'm not prompted for anything, just instant redirect to this page. I just treat it as another happy instance of GDPR productivity boosting so I'm not motivated to figure out how to fix it.

madez 8y ago

This completely misses the point, and it's telling that it gets votes. The GDPR does not regulate what you personally know, it is about collections of information outside of your brain.

zerostar07 8y ago
that would imply you can e.g. memorize a list of emails and then verbally tell them to another business for a price.
- madez 8y ago
  > then verbally tell them to another business At this point it leaves your brain and becomes subject to the GDPR.
strictnein 8y ago
This completely misses the point: it's a joke.
JumpCrisscross 8y ago
> GDPR does not regulate what you personally know, it is about collections of information outside of your brain So if the same butcher took notes about his regulars’ preferences, they would need to be GDPR compliant?
- simion314 8y ago
  If I take notes about your movie or software do I break IP laws? Maybe US law is weird.
  - threatofrain 8y ago
    If a European butcher takes notes on his customers using a paper notebook or Excel, are these different modes of data-management subject to GDPR? That's a pretty relevant question esp. since the article is on a butcher. The entire discussion is on the scope of GDPR. What does US IP law have to do with this?

zerostar07 8y ago

best i ve read so far: https://writershq.co.uk/privacy-policy/ https://writershq.co.uk/privacy-policy/

bo1024 8y ago
I think it's pretty awful and, as someone who cares about privacy, feels kind of disrespectful. (Layering disrespect under humor doesn't change it.) The basic attitude is: yes, we use all the tracking technology available and give your data to all the scary third parties, and no, you shouldn't be surprised because that's internet standard these days, and you don't know how this tech works anyway, so haha and good luck.
boudin 8y ago
Looks like a company that doesn't care at all about its users. If they always whine like this each time they have to do something, their course must be quite a pain to follow. That's a good example on not how to do it...

sirwitti 8y ago

Rough translation: GDPR - General Data Protection Regulation Attention! In our butcher shop we might ask you for your name and memorize which kind of meat you like. If you don't want us to do that please shout "I do not approve!" when entering. We will pretend to not know you in that case. Btw, it's an Austrian butcher shop :)

tscs37 8y ago
But that's opt out and not opt in!!!

wooter 8y ago

the idiocy of this law really grinds my gears.

JeanMarcS 8y ago

Despite the fun part, if they keep notes of their client names, it has to be GDPR compliant. That’s the example I give to my client, but with a hairdresser. If they give you fidelity card and they got a copy of your name in a cardboard box, then yes they have to comply to GDPR. Here in France, even the media says that GDPR is for internet companies, not explaining that it’s for every companies. So most of them are surprised when you tell them they have to be compliant.

deleted 8y ago
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tzs 8y ago
> If they give you fidelity card and they got a copy of your name in a cardboard box, then yes they have to comply to GDPR. Maybe, maybe not. Article 2 (material scope) says: "This Regulation applies to the processing of personal data wholly or partly by automated means and to the processing other than by automated means of personal data which form part of a filing system or are intended to form part of a filing system." Note that for GDPR to apply, the data has to be part of or intended to be part of a "filing system". (It is possible to read the above as saying that the filing system requirement is only for data processed other than by automatic means, but Recital 15 suggests it is not limited that way: "The protection of natural persons should apply to the processing of personal data by automated means, as well as to manual processing, if the personal data are contained or are intended to be contained in a filing system"). What is a filing system? Article 4 tells us: "‘filing system’ means any structured set of personal data which are accessible according to specific criteria, whether centralised, decentralised or dispersed on a functional or geographical basis" Recital 15: "Files or sets of files, as well as their cover pages, which are not structured according to specific criteria should not fall within the scope of this Regulation" One could probably make a good case that if you are just randomly tossing cards into a cardboard box, that's not a structured set of data, and so not a filing system, and so GDPR does not apply.
- JeanMarcS 8y ago
  Thanks for clarifying. But if the card are, for example, ordered alphabetically ? If they are ordered by, let say, revenue generated by the clients, does it applies ? Those are open questions. I know I’m looking for hair on an egg, but, as IANAL, the gray zone is a little bit too wide for my full understanding.

amelius 8y ago

Just make sure to wear a burqa when entering the shop, then everything should be ok.