Me too. I just want to hear the "funny" part of losing that much money. I think the story would be a bit more somber, something along the lines of "...and that'

Me too. I just want to hear the "funny" part of losing that much money. I think the story would be a bit more somber, something along the lines of "...and that's how I ended up blacklisted from the Financial industry, and living in a van down by the river."