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Me: "Alexa, why did you order another case of beer? You know that I have a problem and will drink it all if it is in the house?" Alexa: Exactly

• rev_null 9y ago
  "Alexa, I just wanted a quinoa salad from whole foods, not the whole company."
  • qbrass 9y ago
    It's cheaper when you buy in bulk.