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Obviously, we should put them on the B Ark and send them to another planet.
by abrodersen 10y ago
Obviously, we should put them on the B Ark and send them to another planet.
- jaclaz 10y agoDid you consider that we would need to have scientists predict that the planet will be devoured by an enormous mutant star goat beforehand (or maybe a gigantic swarm of twelve foot piranha bees),and convince them about that didn't you? ;)
- sevensor 10y agoBut our telephones would become unsanitary!
- logfromblammo 10y agoWe are way, way too late for that. We solved that problem by making sure each phone is only used by one person. So even if people poke their grubby fingers at their phones for the entire time they are sitting on their toilets, there won't be a planet-wide epidemic of a phone-vectored disease.
- Entangled 10y agoTrimming the 10% at the top and the bottom on a yearly basis would provide a better outcome according to game theory.
- rasz_pl 10y agoYou described US Education system.
- VLM 10y agoThis is pretty much how coasties view middle America, and vice versa.
- antod 10y agoWeren't we already the result of someone else doing that?