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Analysts remain "concerned" about $AAPL growth because world forests cannot produce enough paper for how much cash $AAPL continues to print.

• thecosas 10y ago
  One was quoted, saying "The paper shortage due to Apple's enormous cash reserves are overblown; that's why they have Apple Pay."
• sparky_z 10y ago
  The good news is that the Irish government uses Euros, which are made of cotton fiber, not wood pulp.
  • cgh 10y ago
    US dollars are made of cotton and linen.
    • sparky_z 10y ago
      I almost mentioned that too (basically nobody makes money out of paper, it's too fragile), but it ruined the snappiness of the quip.
• ChuckMcM 10y ago
  you know you are in trouble when we start having electron shortages resulting in not enough electrons to erase flash chips so we can program in the large bank balances :-)
• deeth_starr 10y ago
  $AAPL has requested the mint start making them 1 trillion dollar coins
• ricardonunez 10y ago
  Microsoft and Alphabet are printing money. Apple had to go digital.
  • freehunter 10y ago
    That's why they switched to high resolution displays, so they could fit all the zeros in their bank account on the screen without scrolling.