"I really hope you are a Steve Jobs sockpuppet account" Probably not. The Jobs-o-grams that I've seen are terse. Jobs probably would have written something lik

"I really hope you are a Steve Jobs sockpuppet account" Probably not. The Jobs-o-grams that I've seen are terse. Jobs probably would have written something like: "Mark should not be hacking. We wouldn't want a Captain greasing a ship's engine."