If you bought the software and can't understand the EULA, aren't you entitled to legal counsel by the makers? I imagine you could stir up quite a shitstorm if t

If you bought the software and can't understand the EULA, aren't you entitled to legal counsel by the makers? I imagine you could stir up quite a shitstorm if they refuse, i.e. "company X tries to bind you to terms they DENY TO EXPLAIN".