My favorite question from bosses is, "So, Napper, what kind of developer are you?". This is about the time I start listing all of my experience and they're just

My favorite question from bosses is, "So, Napper, what kind of developer are you?". This is about the time I start listing all of my experience and they're just like...I don't know what to do with that. - I can do anything, just give me a check and I'll make you profits like a good ferengi.