Here's a similar joke I found in Viktor Suvorov's faschinating Kuzkina Mat [1] : A man is walking down the street carrying a 12-roll pack of toilet paper. Peop

Here's a similar joke I found in Viktor Suvorov's faschinating Kuzkina Mat [1] : A man is walking down the street carrying a 12-roll pack of toilet paper. People surround him, all excited: "Where'd you get that?" The man answers, "I just got it back from the dry cleaner's!" [1] http://www.andrewnurnberg.com/books/kuzkina-mat/ http://www.andrewnurnberg.com/books/kuzkina-mat/