We have a rockstar programmer. No, really. He put out CDs and all. Technically he's a former rockstar I guess, but close enough. He rocks. We still lack a nin

We have a rockstar programmer. No, really. He put out CDs and all. Technically he's a former rockstar I guess, but close enough. He rocks. We still lack a ninja. We have been unable to find one who could do low-level programming and get a US (not Japanese!) security clearance. So far we've had to settle for Nerf dart skills, which really isn't up to ninja standards.